My First Week at my New Job

I’m proud to have started a new job a week ago Thursday. The new bank had an excellent one-day orientation that included a tour of the massive campus and handing out laptops, testing logins and assigning monitors and work stations. This is nice, as I’ve worked places where new employees don’t have an orientation and sometimes wait weeks for new computers. 

They assigned me an HP laptop, but my boss has already begun the Apple MacBook ordering process, a sign to me that they’re committed to making sure we have lots of tools for testing and production. 

My setup now is the laptop in a dock on the right and a nice-sized monitor on the left. The bank also issued a new mouse and keyboard so I only have to use the laptop as a monitor when it’s docked. 

The cafeteria is very nice and there is also a self-pay convenience store a little closer in my building. So far, I’ve had an Indian Tiki Masala Chicken dish and a gourmet Italian sub. The eating area looks out onto a beautiful lake with fountains and waterfalls and a nice-sized walking trail folks are allowed to enjoy from 11am to 2pm. 

I did get trapped outside this week when I went to the lake around 4pm for a stroll. I was locked out and an executive saw me trying to get back in and walked me around to the side of the building where the doors are open. I should have known when there was no one out there. 

I spend a lot of lunch time wandering through the complex and parking garage and driving around the area, my favorite destination, McDonalds. 

I have an operations supervisor in Dallas and development boss in Charlotte, as well as coordinate with the design supervisor in Charlotte, so I spent much of last week meeting with influencers and stakeholders on my project. 

My main project is coding the design appearance into an app the bank uses for business-to-business banking. 

I also have Lynda access to some cool online classes I’ve taken and attended an amazing web accessibility conference yesterday. 

Things are great so far!

Your signature mentioned “Filthy Rich” – Is there a story?

Your signature mentioned Filthy Rich, and it is also listed in your portfolio. Is there a story behind this nickname?
I was a rapper in a past life and currently perform as a bass guitarist. My hip hop band Gallery Cat was twice-nominated Best Rap Act by the Dallas Observer 2010 and 2011. I was known as Richie Rich until 1999 when a producer started calling me Filthy Rich. Now I use it as a mnemonic device. I’ve introduced myself that way to Steve Wozniak, the CEO of Capital One and my US Congressman. They all remembered my name.

A Narrative on Usability


Jonny asked me to make a film about usability so I created an MOV in 16:9 at 4K for MacBook Pro, a WMV at 1080i for his Dell, an MPEG4 in 4:3 for his iPhone, an AAC in 25cm diagonal for his iPad, an FLV in 8K for Facebook, a 600px squared MP4 for Instagram, an AVI to edit for his WordPress and a Super Hi-Vision raw UHDTV for his PHP website, His broadband satellite cable DSL connection was down so I uploaded it to YouTube and it’s the first video in internet history to have been viewed more than a billion times.