My Favorite Dad Joke – The Million Ducks

A dad walks into a bar with a miniature piano and pulls out a tiny man. He sits the man down at the keyboard, and the man begins playing the most beautiful music. A passerby asks, “Sir, where did you get this amazing little musician?”

The dad replies that a genie in the alley is granting wishes, and the passerby immediately runs to the alley to find the genie. He returns yelling and flustered, followed by more ducks than the dad or bartender has ever seen. The passerby says, “I think your genie is deaf, I asked him for a million bucks and he gave me a million ducks.”

The dad glances down at the tiny man making the beautiful music and says, “Do you really think I asked him for a twelve-inch pianist?”

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