An Aggie walks into a bar with a lightbulb and tells the bartender to make him a very strong drink. He then walks over to a lamp with the drink and places the lightbulb in a lamp, proceeding to down the strong beverage. “Stop! No! Don’t, please!” says the bartender.
A dad enjoying a drink at the bar watches the event and asks the bartender why he abruptly stopped the Aggie from drinking the concoction. “If that Aggie drinks enough, and the room starts to spin, everything we know about Aggies and lightbulbs could change forever.”
by Rich Williams