Don’t run out of whiskey on Sunday. Don’t drink it all on Saturday night. Don’t finish your beer till Monday, friend everything will be all right
Cowboys they love their cervezas. But liquor is quicker by far. So if you start early round noontime. They don’t drive a horse or a car.
Ladies like fruit in their cocktails. Fellas like ladies just fine. Careful though if she says no sir. That’s where we all draw the line.
I’ll have a Lone star with lime wedge. She’ll have a whiskey that’s neat. I found out that neat just means whiskey. Oh, Lady, I’m pleased we could meet.
So sober up Cowboy on Sunday.
Til Texas allows Sunday sale.
But if your thirsty after service.
You can buy a beer or an ale.
drink up young cowboy on Sunday
But wait til the choir is done
Singing just as I am yessir
You’ll be at the Saloon by one.
(But Cowboy, if you *do* drink all your whiskey…)
Maybe try coffe and orange juice for breakfast.
Perhaps drink a tonic at noon.
Have soda pop with supper.
Monday’s gonna be here soon.