Like peanut butter and jelly, just to name a few,
but they don’t go together like me and you!
I know it’s easy for kitchen utensils to fall in love, as I’m sure they often do,
but Mister Teapot ain’t got no idea ’bout how much I love you.
Let me be your Mister Teapot, baby, even though I’m short and stout
’cause baby, love’s forever, yes sir, and I know we’ll work it out.