Richard C. Williams III FKA Filthy Rich

The tortoise had purpose And the hare was there Running in races From here to nowhere But I am a sly fox And I’ll see you there Timing the paces from here to nowhere The tortoise named Horace A rabbit named Fred I’m a fox named Jeffrey Let’s put this to bed The turtle determined…

I used to go down to the popsicle stand, ’til I found out it’d been blown by a people from a foreign land. I said, ”This is not my home.” I used to go down to the coffee shop, ’til I watched the java burn. It takes an hour to read the morning paper. It…

Mister Teapot asked Miss Cookie Jar to his house by the sea,  He said, “I’m a little teapot, short and stout, why don’t you marry me?”  We can go to the city! I’ll be a waiter and you can teach.” They unfolded their checkered napkin and ate cookies on the beach. Mister fork eyed Little…

Gone Since Five circa 2000 by Rich Williams She spends thirty dollars at the makeup counter boutique. She tries to hide her ugly with shades of blue and pink. I think she once spent ninety on a care bear tattoo. And if she could only find me, she’d say goodbye to you. You. She wears…

Gone since five circa 2000 by Rich Williams What are you waiting for? Your skies are blue again. You need to find someone, you’ve lost your only friend. What are you waiting for?Who’ve you got to blame? You remember how he looks, but you don’t know your name. You told him you’d be back again.…

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